Kim Harms

Life Reconstructed

And the Butts Have it :)

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BUTT CRACK

Yes butt crack. I was working in the kitchen when Lewis asked me for a snack. “What would you like?” I asked.

“Can I have some of that butt crack cereal?”

Thankfully, I wasn’t eating or drinking anything at the time, because I’m sure it would have either shot out my nose or  sprayed across the room. I did, however, laugh out loud. He has a way of making me do that.

I told him maybe he should just call it crack instead. It seemed a little less inappropriate until I heard him say it out loud.

“Mom, can I have some crack?”

“Sure honey. The crack is right there in the pantry between the graham crackers and the fruit snack.”

That just doesn’t sound quite right either 🙂

Living with boys is ALWAYS an adventure.

(Thanks for all the great creative guesses. You can read them below photo of the Butt Crack Cereal if you didn’t get a chance to scroll through the comments or look at the Facebook post.)

Butt Cheeks

Crunchy Butts

Shiny Boogers

Little Lips

Cheekies

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Author: Kim Harms

I am a contributor at CT Women (previously known as Today's Christian Woman where I was a regular contributor as well). I blog monthly at inspireafire.com and have freelanced for a variety of publications including Chicken Soup for the Soul, Guideposts, Thriving Family and Creation Illustrated. Cancer made an unwelcome visit in my breast in January 2016, and I am now working on a book about breast reconstruction after having gone through the insane process myself. My incredible husband of 18 years, Corey, is my biggest writing cheerleader and together we are having a ball raising our three growing boys; Carter 15, Owen 14 and Lewis 10.

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