The Stuff of Life

And the Butts Have it :)

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BUTT CRACK

Yes butt crack. I was working in the kitchen when Lewis asked me for a snack. “What would you like?” I asked.

“Can I have some of that butt crack cereal?”

Thankfully, I wasn’t eating or drinking anything at the time, because I’m sure it would have either shot out my nose or  sprayed across the room. I did, however, laugh out loud. He has a way of making me do that.

I told him maybe he should just call it crack instead. It seemed a little less inappropriate until I heard him say it out loud.

“Mom, can I have some crack?”

“Sure honey. The crack is right there in the pantry between the graham crackers and the fruit snack.”

That just doesn’t sound quite right either 🙂

Living with boys is ALWAYS an adventure.

(Thanks for all the great creative guesses. You can read them below photo of the Butt Crack Cereal if you didn’t get a chance to scroll through the comments or look at the Facebook post.)

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Author: Kim Harms

I am the wife of a guitar-playing, worship-leading, adventure-loving husband. I am the mother of three incredible sons: two of whom recently surpassed me in height, and one of whom I am going to pretend is still my baby. I am saved by grace; a daughter of the King who was and is and is to come. *** I am a regular contributor at Today’s Christian Woman, a monthly blogger at Inspire a Fire and have freelanced for a variety of publications including Chicken Soup for the Soul and Guideposts. *** The 500 Dresses ministry that I started with my mom in 2010 is our way of answering the call to serve those in poverty.

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