Kim Harms

Life Reconstructed

The Big Brown Menace

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Since I started the week with a little potty humor, I thought I’d end it that way too. Then I promise I’ll flush the elementary school boy humor from my brain. 😉

Carter wrote this little diddy and gave it to Owen as a gift.

Here’s what it says:

I open up the toilet and water flies everywhere.

Speckles of pee are everywhere on the toilet seat.

And then I saw it. The Big Brown Menace.

It’s a riveting  intro isn’t it? I especially like the bird’s eye view part. I think I may have a future novelist on my hands. Is there a genre for toilet suspense?


Author: Kim Harms

I am a contributor at CT Women (previously known as Today's Christian Woman where I was a regular contributor as well). I blog monthly at and have freelanced for a variety of publications including Chicken Soup for the Soul, Guideposts, Thriving Family and Creation Illustrated. Cancer made an unwelcome visit in my breast in January 2016, and I am now working on a book about breast reconstruction after having gone through the insane process myself. My incredible husband of 18 years, Corey, is my biggest writing cheerleader and together we are having a ball raising our three growing boys; Carter 15, Owen 14 and Lewis 10.

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